Monday :: 08 February 2010 :: 05:50 PM
320 days to Christmas!
China Can Produce Cheaper Than The USA
Ever Wonder How China makes Stuff Cheaper than us?
China needs "fair trade" instead of "free trade," and maybe the greater profit margins will make room for OSHA, EPA, and some of the other trappings that make America great!
The Construction Site Hard Hat
The Dust and Particle Free Breathing Apparatus
OSHA Approved Scaffolding
And my all-time favorite . . .
The "New" Lightweight Welders Mask
Random Humor: String At The Bar
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."